Simon and Hans would love to hear from you, for instance if you:
Simon (65 years) has neither computer nor e-mail addres, and lives somewhat like a hermit: Go to Denmark. Proceed to farthest region, drive through a series of increasingly small villages until you end out in nowhere. This is where Simon lives. About 5 hours by car or 8 hours by public transport from Copenhagen. In the Summer time only some 30 kilometers from some of the best beaches in Denmark (and they are plenty).